Did the planet just reverse its rotation, causing the sun to rise in the west?
Has the world spun off its axis?
Did the Easter Bunny really just appear?
I am still trying to get a grip on an indictment that alleges that former U.S. House Speaker Dennis Hastert — a Boy Scout, or so I thought — paid a student back in Yorkville, Ill., to be quiet about a sexual episode involving the then-wrestling coach who went on to become second in succession to the presidency of the United State of America.
Hastert became speaker after Newt Gingrich resigned and after Bob Livingston, who was next in line to become the Man of the House, admitted to an extramarital affair, forcing him to drop out of contention.
So the House picked Hastert, a virtual unknown outside of Illinois.
He’s a lot more well known now.
The federal indictment alleges hush money and tax fraud involving the former speaker.
Good grief in heaven, this is going to get weird.
“It goes back a long way, back to then,” a source told the New York Times. “It has nothing to do with public corruption or a corruption scandal. Or to his time in office.”
Well, these things have ways of developing lives of their own.
I’m willing to bet real American money this one will linger for a long while.