This conversation was overheard today at my part-time job.
Customer: Yes. I still have a home phone.
Cashier: Oh, really?
Customer: That’s right. My kids and grandkids don’t have a home phone, but I still have mine. I cannot get rid of it.
I related instantly with the lady and her seemingly mild embarrassment at “admitting” she actually still had a land line, a telephone that she plugged into the wall, a home telephone.
My wife and I have struggled for years with whether to cut our land line since cell phones became, well, such standard equipment for most folks.
We’ve decided to keep it.
Friends of mine have cut their land lines. Our sons operate exclusively with cell phones. They had no trouble cutting the line. They’re liberated 21st-century American males; one of them is married to an equally liberated modern female. Good for all of ’em.
For us, we’ll retain our land line for the foreseeable future.
Some of you might ask: Why?
The answer is complicated.
It’s kind of a life line of sorts. I keep hearing TV and radio commercials telling us cell phones make lousy communication devices for 9-1-1 emergency phone calls. Perhaps it’s because that message comes from a land line provider, yes? Still, I get the logic in persuading someone that a land line is a more efficient method of reporting a medical or law enforcement emergency.
Also, the land line and the phone book listing gives me a certain sense of belonging. That’s weird, I know. I am not entirely comfortable with people not knowing where to find us if they need to see us. I often hear friends say something like, “I’ve been thinking about you folks and wondering how you’re doing.” My answer? Well, we’re in the phone book; you still have a phone book, right? The older friends usually say “yes.” The younger ones? I know better than to ask, because I assume they don’t.
We don’t know when, or even if, we’ll surrender the land line.
The lady at work today spoke volumes to me — without ever knowing it — in that brief moment I eavesdropped on her conversation with the young cashier.
Yes, my wife and I do have cell phones. We use them regularly. I’m getting better — although not yet good — at using the various features on my hot-shot phone. Same with my wife.
But get rid of the land line? Not yet. Maybe not ever.