By JOHN KANELIS / johnkanelis_92@hotmail.com

I am waiting with bated breath for Donald Trump or someone from his gang of thieves to assert the following …

That the 5.6 million-vote gap between Trump and the winner of the 2020 election, President-elect Joe Biden, comes almost exclusively from California, where Biden is leading Trump by roughly 5.5 million votes.

So here is how it might go: If you take out California’s total, Donald Trump actually won the vote among Americans.

Get it? It would remind me of the time the late Washington, D.C. Mayor Marion Barry said that “if you don’t count the murders” in D.C., the crime rate in his city “isn’t so bad.”