Are you kidding me?

Turf Monsters or Venom? One of these two names will be hung on the Amarillo professional indoor football team before too long.

Surely we could have done better than that.

The Dusters name has been cast aside because of some contractual stipulation that prevents the team from keeping it. So, the organization asked fans to come up with a new moniker.

The team has settled on two “finalists.”

I’ll concede that perhaps one can get used to whatever name emerges as the winner — although I’m having trouble imagining how I’m going to ever like either name.

How do you characterize “Venom”? And just what does a “Turf Monster” look like?

Sheesh! I think we need to start over on this one.