This just in: That rotten SOB who masquerades as our president wants to ensure his name appears on the paper stimulus checks that will be mailed out to millions of Americans.

It turns out that Donald Trump is not authorized to sign the checks, which means that they will be delayed in getting to Americans. Why? Because the president insists on putting his name on them.

What is this guy trying to do?

Good grief! This petty bit of self-aggrandizement only inflicts more hardship in this health crisis/pandemic on those who need the money sooner rather than later to help them through job loss, pending mortgage payments, car payments, student loan payments.

And for what purpose? Because the president wants his name on a document he isn’t authorized to sign.

What an astonishing piece of sh**!