Dave Oliver is a fine TV meteorologist.
However, the KFDA NewsChannel 10 weather man needs to be a bit more precise when he asks rhetorical questions about wind direction in the Texas Panhandle.
Oliver — aka “Doppler” Dave — was giving a weather report Tuesday night. He informed viewers of the upcoming warm weather we’re going to have for most of the rest of the week.
He was going through the usual stuff, showing viewers maps, cloud flow, talking about “computer models” and so forth.
Then he said the wind pattern was going to shift in Amarillo. He said it would change to a southwesterly flow, meaning the wind would come from southwest of the city.
“You know what that means?” Oliver said, before answering his own question — which was that the wind would be dry and wouldn’t produce much moisture.
No, Dave. That’s not what a southwest wind means to many of us who live in Amarillo.
It means it’s going to stink to high heaven out there.
The southwesterly wind means those feedlots in Hereford and Randall County will send their aroma this way. That’s what happened today, just as Oliver predicted.
The wind shifted. It was dry, all right, just as Oliver said.
It also stunk up the place with the “smell of money.”