{"id":5319,"date":"2014-04-19T17:31:09","date_gmt":"2014-04-19T17:31:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/highplainsblogger.wordpress.com\/?p=5319"},"modified":"2014-04-19T17:31:09","modified_gmt":"2014-04-19T17:31:09","slug":"this-constable-earns-his-pay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/?p=5319","title":{"rendered":"This constable earns his pay"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=jkanelis\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n<p><strong>DRIPPING SPRINGS, Texas <\/strong>&#8212; Those who know my views on things know that I have had a long-standing loathing of constable offices.<\/p>\n<p>I consider them to be non-essential functions of law enforcement in counties where their duties could be performed by municipal police officers or county sheriff&#8217;s deputies. They cost counties &#8212; and the state &#8212; money that could be spent in other areas.<\/p>\n<p>However &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>While visiting my wife&#8217;s brother, I heard a story this morning that proves that in at least one Texas county, constables are able to perform an actual function that justifies their existence.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s how the story goes.<\/p>\n<p>My brother-in-law was visiting friends at a local diner recently in Dripping Springs, a tiny town just west of Austin. A constable burst into the place and told my brother-in-law that he needed a juror to sit in on a trial being held at a justice of the peace court in the county seat of San Marcos.<\/p>\n<p>Michael&#8217;s friend said he was too busy, as he had to attend a funeral later that morning. The constable turned to Michael and said, in effect, &#8220;OK, pal, you&#8217;re it. Come with me.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>My brother-in-law accompanied the constable to the courtroom, took his seat on the six-person jury and listened to a trial involving a fellow who was being evicted from the house where he lived. It was a slam-dunk case for the county, my brother-in-law said, and the jury voted to toss the guy out of his house.<\/p>\n<p>I heard the story and couldn&#8217;t stop laughing. The very idea of a uniformed law enforcement officer virtually ordering someone to serve on a jury is something I&#8217;ve never witnessed, or frankly, ever even heard of happening. It does, quite obviously, in some rural counties that employ constables.<\/p>\n<p>My feelings about the office haven&#8217;t changed. I still believe the Texas Legislature needs to give counties the power to get rid of the office if they see fit. Randall County, where my wife and I live, has suffered through constable woes for longer than officials care to admit. They can&#8217;t get rid of the office, because the Legislature doesn&#8217;t give counties the power to act cleanly.<\/p>\n<p>Hays County, at least, puts their constables to work. More power to them here, just not where I live.<\/p>\n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=jkanelis\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DRIPPING SPRINGS, Texas &#8212; Those who know my views on things know that I have had a long-standing loathing of constable offices. I consider them to be non-essential functions of law enforcement in counties where their duties could be performed by municipal police officers or county sheriff&#8217;s deputies. They cost counties &#8212; and the state &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/?p=5319\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">This constable earns his pay<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1457,2083,3823,4595],"class_list":["post-5319","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-dripping-springs","tag-hays-county","tag-randall-county","tag-texas-constables"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5319","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5319"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5319\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5319"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5319"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5319"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}