{"id":30032,"date":"2018-05-30T19:13:56","date_gmt":"2018-05-30T19:13:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/?p=30032"},"modified":"2018-05-31T01:52:42","modified_gmt":"2018-05-31T01:52:42","slug":"this-is-the-best-we-can-do-with-team-naming-game","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/?p=30032","title":{"rendered":"This is the best we can do with team naming game?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=jkanelis\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n<p>They did it, by golly!<\/p>\n<p>The folks charged with selecting a name for Amarillo&#8217;s new baseball team have managed to come up with five &#8220;loser&#8221; finalists.<\/p>\n<p>Wow! Man, I cannot believe they went five for five, or perhaps it&#8217;s zero for five.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.newschannel10.com\/story\/38308250\/amarillo-professional-baseball-names-5-finalists-for-name-the-team-sweepstakes\">The finalist names<\/a> are &#8212; in alphabetical order, the Amarillo: Boot Scooters, Bronc Busters, Jerky, Long Haulers and Sod Poodles.<\/p>\n<p>Awesome, right? I didn&#8217;t think so.<\/p>\n<p>I should have submitted a name or three for them to consider, then gotten my friends to endorse my selections.<\/p>\n<p>Whatever happened to old-fashioned animal names that speak to the Texas Panhandle&#8217;s history and heritage? Bison, Coyotes, Roadrunners. They all fit, right? Of course they do.<\/p>\n<p>Then we have Roughnecks, Hot Shots, Ranchers.<\/p>\n<p>This one wouldn&#8217;t pass the &#8220;political correctness test,&#8221; but I also like the name Comanches.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re going to get one of five names, apparently, submitted for consideration for the new AA minor-league baseball team that starts playing ball in the spring of 2019.<\/p>\n<p>For the record: I don&#8217;t like <em>any of them<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Surely we can do better than what we&#8217;ve seen so far.<\/p>\n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=jkanelis\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They did it, by golly! The folks charged with selecting a name for Amarillo&#8217;s new baseball team have managed to come up with five &#8220;loser&#8221; finalists. Wow! Man, I cannot believe they went five for five, or perhaps it&#8217;s zero for five. The finalist names are &#8212; in alphabetical order, the Amarillo: Boot Scooters, Bronc &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/?p=30032\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">This is the best we can do with team naming game?<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[7798,2860,3153],"class_list":["post-30032","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sports-news","tag-amarillo-baseball-team","tag-major-league-baseball","tag-mpev"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30032","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30032"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30032\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30039,"href":"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30032\/revisions\/30039"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30032"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30032"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30032"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}