{"id":29503,"date":"2018-05-01T23:33:04","date_gmt":"2018-05-01T23:33:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/?p=29503"},"modified":"2018-05-01T23:33:04","modified_gmt":"2018-05-01T23:33:04","slug":"happy-trails-part-98","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/?p=29503","title":{"rendered":"Happy Trails, Part 98"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=jkanelis\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Retirement.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-29071\" src=\"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Retirement-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Retirement-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Retirement.jpg 627w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t used to get annoyed or troubled by the Texas Panhandle wind.<\/p>\n<p>Instead, I would joke that the wind was beneficial in at least one critical way: It kept the bugs away. No self-respecting fly, bee, wasp, hornet or dragonfly or gnat would dare try to fly in this wind.<\/p>\n<p>However, I had the luxury of making that joke while living in a structure that was attached to a concrete slab.<\/p>\n<p>That changed in October when my wife, Toby the Puppy and I moved full time into our fifth wheel. We vacated our southwest Amarillo house to prepare it for sale. We got the prep done and then sold it in early March.<\/p>\n<p>Hot diggedy!<\/p>\n<p>The Spring of 2018 &#8212; which followed an extraordinarily dry Winter of 2017-18 &#8212; has been windier than the dickens. It&#8217;s also annoying me in a way I didn&#8217;t anticipate.<\/p>\n<p>Life in the RV has been good. We&#8217;re comfortable in our 28-footer. It&#8217;s cozy. But the damn wind howls and causes us to sway in a manner that I find bothersome.<\/p>\n<p>Our RV is fastened and secure. I have no concern about the 30-mph wind picking us up and flying us to, oh, <em>Kansas.<\/em> I just dislike the wind in a way that I had not during our more than 23 years living in the Texas Panhandle.<\/p>\n<p>The good news? We&#8217;re close to making a move into another land-tethered structure. We&#8217;ll move about 350 miles down the road to the Metroplex. Yes, it gets windy there, too.<\/p>\n<p>Not like this.<\/p>\n<p>Once we&#8217;re settled into our new digs, the wind we&#8217;ve been enduring seemingly <em>forever<\/em> will make me turn to our puppy and say, &#8220;Toby, we&#8217;re not in Amarillo anymore.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=jkanelis\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I didn&#8217;t used to get annoyed or troubled by the Texas Panhandle wind. Instead, I would joke that the wind was beneficial in at least one critical way: It kept the bugs away. No self-respecting fly, bee, wasp, hornet or dragonfly or gnat would dare try to fly in this wind. However, I had the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/?p=29503\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Happy Trails, Part 98<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[7735,3920,4668,6016,7734],"class_list":["post-29503","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-local-news","tag-panhandle-wind","tag-retirement","tag-texas-panhandle","tag-toby-the-puppy","tag-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29503","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29503"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29503\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29505,"href":"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29503\/revisions\/29505"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29503"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29503"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29503"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}