{"id":26614,"date":"2017-12-02T00:01:03","date_gmt":"2017-12-02T00:01:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/?p=26614"},"modified":"2017-12-02T00:01:03","modified_gmt":"2017-12-02T00:01:03","slug":"happy-trails-part-59","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/?p=26614","title":{"rendered":"Happy Trails, Part 59"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=jkanelis\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Retirement-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-26542\" src=\"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Retirement-1-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Retirement-1-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Retirement-1.jpg 627w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I want to declare myself officially to be a 21st-century American male.<\/p>\n<p>Why now? Why the declaration?<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s been more than one month since my wife and I pulled the plug on our land line. We did so prior to setting out in our RV for points west. We ended up in Portland, Ore., where I attended my 50-year high school reunion; then we hauled our RV back home.<\/p>\n<p>But the absence of the land line has been a blessing, it seems to me. I don&#8217;t miss it. I don&#8217;t miss giving it out when folks ask me for a contact number. I just give &#8217;em my cell number, as if it&#8217;s second nature. Even that signals a victory of sorts, given that I once declared my intention to be the last man on Earth to own a cell phone. I finally declared victory and purchased one.<\/p>\n<p>How about that? Are you impressed? If not, you should be. I am.<\/p>\n<p>Our house is now vacant. We&#8217;re ensconced full time in our RV. We&#8217;re preparing to put the house on the market. Then we&#8217;ll hope for the best.<\/p>\n<p>Thus, a land line no longer is an option for us &#8212; even if we wanted one.<\/p>\n<p>Friends and family members who long ago ditched their land lines have told us how easy it is to make that transition. I didn&#8217;t disbelieve them. However, one month into the transition ourselves, I am finding the ease of it so very believable.<\/p>\n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=jkanelis\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I want to declare myself officially to be a 21st-century American male. Why now? Why the declaration? It&#8217;s been more than one month since my wife and I pulled the plug on our land line. We did so prior to setting out in our RV for points west. We ended up in Portland, Ore., where &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/?p=26614\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Happy Trails, Part 59<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[898,7349,3920,4058],"class_list":["post-26614","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-local-news","tag-cell-phones","tag-land-line","tag-retirement","tag-rv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26614","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=26614"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26614\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26615,"href":"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26614\/revisions\/26615"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=26614"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=26614"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=26614"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}