{"id":23267,"date":"2017-07-21T04:41:43","date_gmt":"2017-07-21T04:41:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/?p=23267"},"modified":"2017-07-21T04:41:43","modified_gmt":"2017-07-21T04:41:43","slug":"not-just-a-mall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/?p=23267","title":{"rendered":"Not just a &#8216;mall&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=jkanelis\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/mall.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-23268\" src=\"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/mall-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/mall-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/mall.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>MINNEAPOLIS &#8212;\u00a0<\/strong>Many of you have seen something like this already. If so, then just bear with me for a moment as I share this brief note about something I&#8217;d <em>heard<\/em> about but had never seen up close and personal.<\/p>\n<p>The Mall of America sits right across the highway from Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport. We came here during the middle of a work week. The place was packed. I am led to believe, therefore, that this shopping extravaganza is some sort of <em>destination<\/em> for travelers.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s likely the largest shopping mall on Planet Earth. And, oh man, it is an impressive display of conspicuous consumption.<\/p>\n<p>We walked into the heart of the Mall of America and noticed a Ferris wheel, a zip line, a roller coaster and assorted other smaller rides for the hundreds of children running around the place like little banshees.<\/p>\n<p>My wife and I came here to visit my cousin and her husband. The Mall of America was on their list of sights to see. I normally am not a &#8220;mall guy,&#8221; but this place is utterly breathtaking. It&#8217;s not that it&#8217;s a marvelous place to, um, shop. It&#8217;s the size of the place that is so damn stunning.<\/p>\n<p>A friend of mine who used to write for the Minneapolis Star-Tribune once called the Mall of America &#8220;the place that covers all of southern Minnesota.&#8221; I am beginning to believe that description is closer to the truth than I ever expected.<\/p>\n<p>We had lunch at a noisy restaurant. Walked around the place a bit and then left.<\/p>\n<p>Shopping malls are meant, I always thought, to provide a place for folks to buy all different types of merchandise under one roof.<\/p>\n<p>But &#8230; <em>zip lines and roller coasters?<\/em> Holy cow!<\/p>\n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=jkanelis\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>MINNEAPOLIS &#8212;\u00a0Many of you have seen something like this already. If so, then just bear with me for a moment as I share this brief note about something I&#8217;d heard about but had never seen up close and personal. The Mall of America sits right across the highway from Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport. We came &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/?p=23267\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Not just a &#8216;mall&#8217;<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,3],"tags":[2874],"class_list":["post-23267","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-business-news","category-entertainment-news","tag-mall-of-america"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23267","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23267"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23267\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23269,"href":"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23267\/revisions\/23269"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23267"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23267"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23267"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}