{"id":11413,"date":"2015-10-27T03:38:15","date_gmt":"2015-10-27T03:38:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/?p=11413"},"modified":"2015-10-27T03:38:25","modified_gmt":"2015-10-27T03:38:25","slug":"but-all-i-wanted-was-a-burger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/?p=11413","title":{"rendered":"But &#8230; all I wanted was a burger"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=jkanelis\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/burgers.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-11414\" src=\"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/burgers-300x195.jpg\" alt=\"burgers\" width=\"300\" height=\"195\" srcset=\"https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/burgers-300x195.jpg 300w, https:\/\/highplainsblogger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/burgers.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Technology is driving me nuts.<\/p>\n<p>Batty and bonkers, too.<\/p>\n<p>Cell phones are doing more and more. Everyone is in touch 24\/7 with everyone else on the planet. It all makes my head spin.<\/p>\n<p>Then came a moment this morning when all I wanted was a fast-food hamburger at a well-known chain of burger joints. I busted out laughing.<\/p>\n<p>I had finished a fascinating session this morning talking to high school juniors about whether they wanted to pursue a career in journalism. The event occurred at the Discovery Center in Amarillo and &#8212; just as in previous years &#8212; the kids were attentive, articulate and engaged in what my fellow panelists and I were telling them.<\/p>\n<p>I was driving down Soncy Road to one of my part-time jobs. I peeled off the street and stopped at McDonald&#8217;s.<\/p>\n<p>I needed a quick bite to eat before I went to work. I walked in. A nice lady greeted me with a &#8220;Good morning, sweetheart,&#8221; and then pointed me to this enormous electronic touch-screen board where I could order my meal.<\/p>\n<p>Did I want to build my own burger? Did I want small or large fries? Did I want a drink to go with it? Was I going to pay with cash or with a credit card?<\/p>\n<p>I touched the screen to answer all those questions.<\/p>\n<p>My head was spinning. I just wanted to walk to the counter, order my lunch, pay the person and wolf it down before heading off to work.<\/p>\n<p>The high-tech wizardry made me recall when I worked at McDonald&#8217;s back in the day. That would be in the mid-1960s, an era before minimum wage; I earned one whole dollar an hour.<\/p>\n<p>Burgers cost 19 cents; cheeseburger cost 29 cents; milk shakes cost a quarter; a fish sandwich cost 29 cents, too;\u00a0 big burger was the double-meat burger &#8230; and I forget how much it cost (might have been 49 cents). We had a short array of soft drinks &#8212; Coke, root beer, orange drink &#8212; and coffee. That was it.<\/p>\n<p>These days you have to learn a whole new skill set &#8230; just to order a burger!<\/p>\n<p>Hey, I like technology as much as the next guy &#8212; most of the time.<\/p>\n<p>I just don&#8217;t expect to get headaches while ordering a hamburger.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n<div class=\"twitter-share\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?via=jkanelis\" class=\"twitter-share-button\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Technology is driving me nuts. Batty and bonkers, too. Cell phones are doing more and more. Everyone is in touch 24\/7 with everyone else on the planet. It all makes my head spin. Then came a moment this morning when all I wanted was a fast-food hamburger at a well-known chain of burger joints. 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