By JOHN KANELIS / firstname.lastname@example.org
I couldn’t believe my eyes when I saw this news alert.
It said that Donald Trump might leave the United States if he loses the election to Joe Biden.
From my perch out here in Flyover Country, that sounds like good news. If he means it … that is.
He said something about the shame he would feel by losing to the “worst candidate” in the history of U.S. presidential politics. I beg differ. Trump is the worst candidate by far to ever run for any public office in U.S. history.
Well, I am pretty sure Trump is just blowing it out his ample backside.
But still, the idea does intrigue me.